• “It Wasn’t My Idea,”

    https://www.nola.com/crime/2018/10/man-convicted-in-fatal-attempted-robbery-of-loomis-guard-said-crime-was-co-defendants-idea.html New Orleans, LA If you do ever happen to find yourself charged with a crime there are a variety of ways to try and get out of it. A good lawyer is probably the best, maybe a close second to keeping your freaking mouth shut. Blaming somebody else is also a good choice depending…

  • Choice of Weapon: Lawn Mower

    Father attacked his son with chainsaw before son ran him over with lawn mower, police say https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/1647350002 RELAX IT’S A HALLOWEEN GAG PHOTO Yup, that about says it all. In Bristol, TN a 76 year old man attacked his own son with a chain saw, and according to the article, his son (the victim) ran…

  • Savannah’s Pissed

    Savannah unamused by googly eyes placed on historic statue: ‘It’s a crime’ http://amp.thestate.com/news/local/crime/article219716780.html Guess who gets this case? The new guy in the Detective Bureau, that’s right. In Savannah, GA someone (read drunken SCAD nerds) put googly eye stickers on a monument to Nathaniel Greene. I had a civil war joke to make about this…

  • Ungentlemanly Warfare, Yup that’s a Real Term

    Quite possibly one of the longest titles in history: “Churchill’s Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare: The Mavericks who Plotted Hitler’s Defeat,” was also one of the most fun books I’ve read in the last five or six years. Giles Milton managed to find and capture an aspect of World War II that I had never heard…

  • So, the Norse won?

    The other night I discovered something that Marvel and the creators behind Thor have missed: Thor is living proof of a deity. I was cooking dinner when my five year old showed up slinging his Mjolnir (Thor’s Hammer). I asked, “Hey Thor, want to help with dinner?” I got the usual response. “No I’m just…

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