Authors Note: This is a work of fiction, a Parody no less so relax. Names and places have been changed to protect the ignorant and misguided. Though this is technically not a story about a stupid criminal, this statement was so ignorant, if I wasn’t such a freedom of speech advocate I would want the … Continue reading “Oh, Mayor Mike, Never a Cop Around When You Need One Huh?”
There is a guy in Houston, Texas who needed a taco- a Jack in The Box taco no less- so bad he was willing to steal an ambulance to get it. I ask, how high do you have to be to steal an ambulance because: A-Jack In The Box tacos aren’t that great, B-there’s no … Continue reading “How high do you have to be to steal an ambulance?”
That’s right, a trio of geniuses in Limerick, Ireland knocked off an armored truck and all they had t show for it was a bag of birdseed. This story brings to mind one immediate question: Who do you think got their ass kicked for this? According to the article, there were a minimum of three … Continue reading “The Great Irish Birdseed Caper”
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