• How high do you have to be to steal an ambulance?

    There is a guy in Houston, Texas who needed a taco- a Jack in The Box taco no less- so bad he was willing to steal an ambulance to get it. I ask, how high do you have to be to steal an ambulance because: A-Jack In The Box tacos aren’t that great, B-there’s no…

  • The Great Irish Birdseed Caper

    The Great Irish Birdseed Caper

    That’s right, a trio of geniuses in Limerick, Ireland knocked off an armored truck and all they had t show for it was a bag of birdseed. This story brings to mind one immediate question: Who do you think got their ass kicked for this? According to the article, there were a minimum of three…

  • Oooh Cheetos!

    Oooh Cheetos!

    FROM KTUL: News 8, Tulsa “TULSA, Okla. (KTUL) — Tulsa police said a woman is in jail after Cheeto residue on her teeth linked her to an attempted home burglary. Police said on Feb. 26 patrol officers were dispatched to reports of a person attempting to force their way through the window of a home near…

  • “It Wasn’t My Idea,”

    https://www.nola.com/crime/2018/10/man-convicted-in-fatal-attempted-robbery-of-loomis-guard-said-crime-was-co-defendants-idea.html New Orleans, LA If you do ever happen to find yourself charged with a crime there are a variety of ways to try and get out of it. A good lawyer is probably the best, maybe a close second to keeping your freaking mouth shut. Blaming somebody else is also a good choice depending…

  • Texas man arrested for plan to murder, cannibalize girl

    https://www.ktre.com/2018/10/22/affidavit-texas-man-arrested-plan-murder-cannibalize-girl/ Since it’s Halloween I thought I do my best to make sure you can’t sleep tonight. In Shelby County, Texas Alexander Barter sits in jail after being charged with Conspiracy to Sexually Assault and Murder a Minor. If you haven’t heard of the dark web I would suggest not trying to find it. In…

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