• The Mature Blue Stilton, Worth Going to Jail for…

    This is almost as bad as when a fugitive falls for the old, “You won a radio contest gag,” which, by the way, I am proud to say I pulled off in the far distant past. But that’s another story for probably never so moving on. When we look at this story there are a…

  • Oooh Cheetos!

    Oooh Cheetos!

    FROM KTUL: News 8, Tulsa “TULSA, Okla. (KTUL) — Tulsa police said a woman is in jail after Cheeto residue on her teeth linked her to an attempted home burglary. Police said on Feb. 26 patrol officers were dispatched to reports of a person attempting to force their way through the window of a home near…

  • “It Wasn’t My Idea,”

    https://www.nola.com/crime/2018/10/man-convicted-in-fatal-attempted-robbery-of-loomis-guard-said-crime-was-co-defendants-idea.html New Orleans, LA If you do ever happen to find yourself charged with a crime there are a variety of ways to try and get out of it. A good lawyer is probably the best, maybe a close second to keeping your freaking mouth shut. Blaming somebody else is also a good choice depending…

  • Texas man arrested for plan to murder, cannibalize girl

    https://www.ktre.com/2018/10/22/affidavit-texas-man-arrested-plan-murder-cannibalize-girl/ Since it’s Halloween I thought I do my best to make sure you can’t sleep tonight. In Shelby County, Texas Alexander Barter sits in jail after being charged with Conspiracy to Sexually Assault and Murder a Minor. If you haven’t heard of the dark web I would suggest not trying to find it. In…

  • Choice of Weapon: Lawn Mower

    Father attacked his son with chainsaw before son ran him over with lawn mower, police say https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/1647350002 RELAX IT’S A HALLOWEEN GAG PHOTO Yup, that about says it all. In Bristol, TN a 76 year old man attacked his own son with a chain saw, and according to the article, his son (the victim) ran…

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