• Triathlon of Crime

    What do you get when you steal a truck, a tractor, and a kayak all in the same day? Aside from, I’m guessing, a possible meth intervention, you have possibly your first criminal triathlete. Tina Duncan. I’m impressed with your willingness to do whatever it takes to do whatever the hell it was you thought…

  • You Remember to Ditch the Gun, but Forget the Weed Up Your Ass?

    You are a thirteen-time felon by the age of twenty-seven. You shoot yourself in the junk. Despite the pain and shock you are cognizant enough to have your girl ditch the gun. But you forget about the bag of weed up your ass? The report said Cam, Cameron Wilson but we’ll call him Cam, shot…